seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for it
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
Finally someone said it.
shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason