unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me

what if you had never joined tumblr

think about that

think of all the people you’d never have met

think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched

#I was so alone #and I owe you so much

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

(Source: evamom)

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

… that prefers the darkness…

… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

… but to no avail.

I am so glad this is back

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago